Cheese

Hello, my name is Cheese. I like peanuts and yoga and a lot of other stuff like that. Well this is the story of my life and my life is super cool! The first thing you need to know about my super cool life is that i'm magical cheese! I can turn into any types of cheese! Isn't that cool? I'm munster cheese right now. wait for just one second...or maybe 2 seconds...or 3...OK! I'm done! I'm swiss cheese now! oh and now i'm chedder! If your like me, and you can turn into any type of cheese, take my advice and dont try to eat yourself, because believe me, I made made that mistake more then once, but thats another story. Being cheese is actully really fun! if you dont mind mice eating you, people putting you in sandwiches, and all the stuff that has cheese in/on it. But I'm also famous cheese. I won a world record for being the biggest cheese ever!